Everyone likes to know what their former students are up to, right? One of my former MA students went off to a top-twenty doctoral program this year, apparently to spend her time staging action-figure battles with her officemates.
- Oscar Wilde ties up Freud and Dickens
- Wilde gets Freud to slip, leaves taunting notes for Dickens
- Dickens ties up Wilde, while Freud reveals a secret!
- Dickens forces Wilde to watch Freud destroy The Picture.
Naturally, I’m envious. My Freud action figure is still in his box.