Yesterday, the following message went out to departments located in a campus building:
Toilet partitions will be replaced in the second and third floor bathrooms of . . . Hall. The third floor restrooms will be closed tomorrow and the second floor restrooms will be closed on Friday. Signage will be placed on the impacted restrooms.
“Impacted” in this context is a stroke of genius.
(Yes, yes, I’m basically 4 years old. It comes naturally, from being on childcare detail so much this month.)