Swinburne + Hallmark = Faux Mother’s Day Cards

From one spring when I was teaching Atalanta in Calydon, two mock-Mother’s Day cards with loving sentiments from Swinburne:

Card 1

Card 2

There’s some chance this is recycled from a previous year, but I think I purged that post in the great WordPress changeover.  And, anyway, this weekend is grading + the Boy’s 5th birthday party +  Mother’s day.

Random Mother’s Day gripe: Soccer practices were pre-emptively canceled for Sunday–because of the holiday–but our last practice, complete with trophy presentations and such, is on Father’s Day.  Where’s the justice?